I Hate Young People

Guess The Millennial's Occupation

2011-10-05T07:19:00.000-07:00

Sexting 101

2011-09-29T23:38:00.000-07:00

Generation Crap

2011-06-14T08:54:00.000-07:00

If you're a fan of the classic, comedy stylings of "Hackman & Lewis" or the funky, bad boy blues of Aerosmith's iconic frontman Mick Jagger then you'll love this installment of "Generation Crap."

IHYP All Stars - Madison and Joseph

2011-06-08T07:27:00.000-07:00

Props to The Alamo Drafthouse Cinema

2011-06-08T07:19:00.001-07:00

Where Will Lady Gaga Be In Five Years?

2011-05-23T22:19:00.000-07:00

Bring it on Little Monsters!

Tough Enough?

2011-05-17T07:33:00.000-07:00

It's been too rainy to get out and shoot this week so here's a generic, little, IHYP piece I've been sitting on for too long.

Beatles Fan Club 2011

2011-02-09T05:42:00.001-08:00

From The IHYP Archives

2011-01-16T10:00:00.000-08:00

Cyrus In The Sky With Diamonds

2010-12-18T14:04:00.000-08:00

The achey, breaky, bong debacle slowed down a bit.

Thinning The Herd - Aerials, Airbags and Arm Wrestling

2010-12-11T11:13:00.000-08:00

Because even young people like to see young people hurt themselves.

Pol Pot Versus Justin Bieber

2010-11-28T13:43:00.000-08:00

Senior Moments - Hip Hop

2010-11-14T13:53:00.000-08:00

Senior Moments - Snooki

2010-11-08T13:36:00.000-08:00

Soldier On Little Lindsay

2010-08-11T10:28:00.000-07:00

Senior Moments - Lilo

2010-08-04T19:49:00.001-07:00

Thinning The Herd

2010-06-22T14:38:00.000-07:00

Because even young people like to see young people hurt themselves.

Dress For Distress

2010-03-15T13:29:00.000-07:00

Sitting Through A "Maroon 5" Concert Versus Scraping Your Ears Off With a Spork

2010-03-06T09:27:00.000-08:00

- The sound of flesh being ripped off your head with a blunt instrument is superior to the extended, live “dance mix” of “She Will be Loved.”

- Sporks are not auto-tuned.

- Sporks cost around 120 dollars less than Maroon 5 Tickets.

- Once ears have been removed, sitting through Maroon 5 concert will be a more pleasant experience… if you close your eyes.

Latest IHYP On The Street Piece!

2010-02-26T13:48:00.001-08:00

Monster Balls

2010-01-29T12:20:00.000-08:00

In this lethally dull YouTube video pantless ubertool Lady Gaga apologizes to her fans at Purdue University for rescheduling a recent show there.

She should have apologized for letting these mental patients loose on the world.

Reasons To Be Cheerful

2010-01-25T13:46:00.000-08:00

WHY IT'S LIKELY THE MILLENNIALS WILL DIE OFF

Their sperm is too lazy to swim up fallopian tubes... would rather smoke a bowl of salvia, eat a bag of Funions and download that footage of Snookie getting clocked in the face.

Keyboards can't get pregnant.

Need for constant stroking results in painful chaffing.

Millennial foreplay consists of shaving genitals, bleaching teeth and drinking PBR tall boys until they pass out in a pool of their own sick.

The More Things Change...

2010-01-23T08:40:00.000-08:00

How To Tell If Your Salesperson at CVS is a Millennial

2010-01-20T11:37:00.000-08:00

1. Her cash register drawer pops open… hits her muffin top and bounces closed before she can grab your change.

2. Has single-handedly depleted the store's supply of cough syrup, "energy shots" and diet pills and is too busy grinding teeth and giggling at the Vagisil display to ring you up.

3. Isn't trustworthy enough to get the keys to the plexiglass display case of big ticket items like disposable razors, Rogain and Wart "B" Gone.

"Young People Just Get On Your Tits!"

2008-03-15T10:33:00.000-07:00

Irish comedian Dara Briain hits the nail on the head.